Shopping SUCCEEDED !!!!! Breakfast FAILED !!!!!

A good morning to everyone. I'm writing again T.T Being like all sad cause my taste buds are so sore from all the nasty food that we ate, while i think soon, i'm gonna answer the call of nature right after i write up this post.

The story began like this :

Once upon a time, Knight Kendrick and Oliver had decided to finally stand up against the darkness and learn how to cater for the needed ones, by first starting to make the most scrumptious breakfast that would envy everyone else. Before they started anything, they needed to hunt down all the needed materials, THE flour *you will understand the THE later*, the very best SPAM meat, the magical onions.

They traveled a far distance in search of all the needed raw resources with our new companion Queen Liz. They walked, sang, danced, chit-chatted, and did practically anything they could to survive the harsh heating walk to IGA *Supermarket* . Twas not easy, as thee sun was rising above us, shinning the world, and their heads, to be short, it was hot..... They were thankful that we survived the journey, or was that only the start?

They bashed into the doors of the fortress, with nothing but each other and a lil basket. It was a story where they had to walk together, in fear that one might be lost in the pits of never-ending spending. They maximized their vision to glance through everything without touching or feeling them as feelings will forever tempt one to do ebil...... Slowly picking up pace, they were at their heads trying to spend as lil as they could do so......

Suddenly !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE CANDY STRIKES!!!!!!

As Knight Kendrick accidentally took hold of the candy, the candy possessed their dear friend into getting one of those ebil things back. It was time for Knight Oliver to the rescue and backed Queen Liz away first. Nothing was easy in getting our friend back. The fight of rational and emotions had started. They debated, and discussed, pushing the candy back and forth. But finally the war ended, when Knight Oliver mumbled the magical spell :" Would you die, Knight Kendrick, without THE CANDY?". That was when Knight Kendrick realised that it was time to let go, and save that dollar back for their kingdom. In the end, they brought back a stick of onions, a 3L orange juice *which lasted them only till dinner, as most was used to replenish their souls during the walk back home*, a can of SPAM meat, and THE FLOUR, and of course a happy smile on their faces.

*The next day*

They woke up especially early this morning to prepare for the battle. First of all, Knight Oliver called back to his kingdom back in far far Miri, for tactic assistance from his grandmom. After making sure of what to do, they started.

Note : O = Oliver, K = Kendrick below.

Procedure of WAR :
1) O poured the flour out
2) K washed the onions
3) O slowly added water to make the batter
4) K precisely chopped up the onions and SPAM into pieces
5) O cracked an egg and finished up the batter
6) K started the fire
7) O poured the batter in
8) Both of them fried it together

This was what turned out :

Looks nasty, believe them, it tastes even worst. Knight Oliver tried to, and volunteered to finished it all up, yet he couldn't as it was just too much. In the end, they realised that it was THE FLOUR!!! They bought RICE FLOUR instead of the correct one which was suppose to be CORN FLOUR!!! But somehow in someway it was destined, as the initials of Knight Kendrick and Oliver already spelled K.O. Better luck next time guys......

*End of story*

Thanks a lot for reading this story with me, and now my tummy calls for the toilet and more cleaning up to do, and doing the laundries.